If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.
A date would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling. NOT INTO EMAIL TENNIS I need to secure a date as soon as possible, before you suss out what a tedious dullard I am. A woman's place is in the home and, more precisely, the kitchen - preferably cooking his meals and elbow deep in his dirty shirts. He'll order for you in a restaurant and pat you on the bottom and say 'don't you worry your pretty head about it' when you ask him about his day. Only to be pursued if you like men who moult all over your furniture. Speak slowly and clearly and always be within five minutes of a toilet.
Cuddling is very unlikely, although squashing is a distinct possibility. The good news is he travels for free and gets in half-price at the cinema. The sort of person you cross the road to avoid, even if the road is the M1 in the rushhour.
Read it below and I’ll explain why this ad worked well enough that I still catch people ripping the add off to this day. How about the cat that’s contemplating using my balls as a scratching post every time I walk around in my boxers? – That’s great, because staying home or going out and doing something are pretty much the only two options you have.
I’ve been an avid reader, occasional poster and extremely rare responder of the Craigslist personals for about a year now, and I’ve noticed some common (and hilarious) threads of interest among the women of Fort Collins. I think I’ll exit stage right before the fucker eats my socks again. Have you ever met a straight guy that wants to go dancing? I do know one guy, but he’s from Puerto Rico or something. So in conclusion, I say the luck of the Irish be with you lovely ladies of Fort Collins in your search for a badass Daniel Craig-era James Bond lookalike that will dance the Macarena with Mr. I also attached a pic of Daniel Craig holding a poodle.
These 10 top online dating profile examples will help. One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.