It kind of makes you think if he could go through that amount of close to death experiences than you'll be just fine.
Some guys just come to this realization sooner than others *cough**cough*.5. Thanks to the patriarchy, women learn to master blow jobs early in their sexual lives (sometimes before they even lose their virginity) but guys typically don't figure out that women want their vulvas licked until their mid-20s.
Oooh, yeah, work that upholstery attachment that you read about in the Miele manual.4. Every guy comes to the realization that being jealous of your guy friends just makes him look sad and lame.
p.m.: Lawyer Dude texts again to ask if I want to get dinner tonight instead of tomorrow night, but I already have dinner plans with a girlfriend.
p.m.: Lawyer Dude e-mails me asking if I plan on going out after dinner. Christ, he is starting to seem a little too eager to hang out.
Day One a.m.: Ex–Pseudo Boyfriend responds to a mass e-mail I’ve just sent out to tell me I left some clothes at his place. a.m.: Start to think about times spent with him, which makes me horny. And that I’m not gonna find a guy who is as good in bed as Ex-Pseudo.