Hey, I never meant to do anything, but she really came on to me, and what was I supposed to do?
I was just what you might call an innocent bystander, and before you know it we were hooking up every chance we got.
Well, I happen to know exactly where to find some lusty, lonely cheating housewives, and they even know how to keep a secret.
I’m Ernest Mitchell and, just a regular guy from Warsaw looking for something with a lot more sass than his hum-drum life at home, especially in the bedroom.
Studies confirm that although men lie more often than women, women are actually much better at fooling people - they carefully create a scene, construct a theory, and have alibis ready on hand if confronted.