I like to name my ipod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected ” Roses are redish, Violets are blueish, if it weren’t for Christmas, we would all be Jewish! Did you know in Japan girls keep their phones on vibrate and put them down their crotch? It means they’re busy All i want to know is, where can i get a number? I love how justin bieber can hit high notes but not puberty!
I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 cuz my yogurt expires in 2013! You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? Blond: i dont know who the father is for the other baby Doctor: LUCKY IM A BRUNETTE !!!!!!!
“, are great ways to let one’s non-aid worker friends know that he/she is a deep-thinking yet randomly light-hearted citizen of the world.
People can use events to invite their friends to anything from a dinner party to a community fundraiser.
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello? Sometimes your Knight in shinning armour is just an idiot wrapped in tinfoil. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich ! Me: no the rapper Mom: What’s so special good about Candy Wrappers?
NEVER trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.
With Messenger you can send private messages and stickers, chat with groups, and make free calls, even to people in other countries.