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After her marriage ended, she told the audience, “I felt like my vagina died. Lights Out," adding "You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. In Olivia Land, all the kids go to boarding school at seven. STORY: Jason Sudeikis Will Return to ' SNL' This Season "I would like to legalize prostitution.

But you cannot lie to your vagina.” NEWS: Olivia Wilde to Return to ' House' For Series Finale After a post-divorce free-love-for-all, she is now "blissfully, hopefully, wildly" in love with star Jason Sudeikis, admitting, “We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” But she's also aware that relationships that hot are hard to sustain. We’d be so nice to each other, so kind and appreciative and enthusiastic, like we were eating a really expensive bowl of pasta! Hiring a sex worker in Olivia Land would be as easy, hygienic and inexpensive as getting a pedicure.

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She tried out her act at Les Girls -- Glamour’s night of monologues -- talking about her love life in hilarious detail and offering her idea of how to sustain a relationship.

So she's come up with a plan that she calls "Olivia Land." Here goes: "In Olivia Land, relationships can legally only last seven years, without an option to renew. And in Olivia Land people wouldn’t cheat nearly as much because there wouldn’t be the threat of spending forever with one bedfellow. That way when away on business or just not in the mood, we could just hire a hooker for our loved one and keep them uninterested in cheating and keep them satisfied.